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Read ABANDONDED 7″s for the *truth* about 90s hardcore

If there’s one thing I never get tired of, it’s talking about the old days of 90s hardcore. Specifically, about how they completely sucked dick compared to how awesome music and the scene is these days. Which is pretty much … Continue reading

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CODEINE TEEN ushers in a new age of swag

Today we are going to learn about one of my all time favorite online personalities: he raps under the name CODEINE TEEN and posts funny, original shit at http://projectpatta.tumblr.com/. You may have known him as Fukkkres, Thugalien, Banzamakadanz, Icegrill, Guccimeinkamp, … Continue reading

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WHO IS THIS SCENEBRO: Final Nail in the Metalcore Coffin Edition

Yeah I used to be in that scene shit, but not anymore. Oh, you noticed my moustache? Nah it’s cool, you can stare. I’m really into the traditional gentleman lifestyle now, you know? I just find the period and imagery … Continue reading

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MILEY CYRUS goes full hipster :(

BEFORE: Smoking fucking hot 10/10 jb, wood lance the boils off of a bum’s staph-infected asshole with my teeth just nod for the chance to politely at her as we walk past each other at Target AFTER: low-budget Tank Girl … Continue reading

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He’ll wish he walked in on his son 69ing with the neighbor boy instead

That even worse moment when you use the phrase ‘practicing screamo’

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“This crappy photoshop collage is about how moshing cheers me up”

I always told myself that being a teacher didn’t pay enough, but p sure it would be worth becoming a high school teacher just so I could cynically laugh at all the homework from overly-enthusiastic kids who do the “I’m … Continue reading

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Did it just get SWAGGIER in here??!

No idea if this guy is a wizard-level parody or full retard, but either way it makes the same point. Thanks to forum member xdylanx for the tip!

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Feminist slam poet gets butthurt about posting her video

LOL @ “how dare you react strongly to that video I put on the internet for the sole purpose of provoking strong reactions!!” Also, her whole video was about whether she is “pretty” or not, so isn’t that exactly the … Continue reading

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When you are really excited to meet THANOS REIGNZ

I stole the original picture from AJayToRemember, he’s a cool kid and you should follow him!

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That male Austin Carlile groupie is mad and its really funny

In every circle of friends, there’s always that one kid with a thin skin who just can’t take a joke. You love him, but it’s so fucking funny to watch him lose his temper and throw a tantrum that you … Continue reading

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