Category Archives: posts i made while drunk

Scene Report: Your Drunk Black Uncle Goes To A Metal Show

Posted on October 20, 2012 by VyceVictus

Struggling to find a proper intro, I decided to let the work speak for itself. Remember to click on each picture for optimal foolishness. ********** SURROUNDED BY CRACJERS AT THE SHADOWS FAKL SHOW#INMYELEMENT OPENIN BANDS IS TIGHT MAPS OF WAR … Continue reading →

Posted in guerilla journalism, interviews, metalcore, photo documentation of dumb things you did as an adult, posts i made while drunk | Tagged , , | 53 Comments

Texa$ is the reason

Posted on July 5, 2012 by katierose

I’m not talking about that band who was around “Back when emo ruled before scene kids came and destroyed it all” as a wise YouTube commenter described. I’m talking about some of the recent and historic hip hop that has … Continue reading →

Posted in back then they didn't want me, drug advice, hip hop, my girlfriend touches herself to my musical taste, non threatening versions of urban culture, other than white, poor life choices, posts i made while drunk, reasons why i don't respect europeans, sex advice, stabbing the guts, texa$, the south, tumblrsluts, what we think about stuff, wigged and confused | Tagged | 26 Comments

Let’s talk about El-Lay

Posted on June 26, 2012 by Latinoheat

Hola. Me llamo latinoheat. Yo soy un Angelino con orgullo. Yo tambien soy un Estado Unidense que es hispano. If you understood that then you must live in some part of California, New York, Florida, Illinois, Texas, or some lonely … Continue reading →

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BANDS U MAY HAVE SLEPT ON: 18 Visions

Posted on July 18, 2010 by Sergeant D

In my opinion, one of the greatest tragedies of the late 20th/early 21st century is the demise and corresponding underrappreciation of Orange County metalcore pioneers 18 VISIONS. While I am writing this maybe 25% as a joke, I honestly love … Continue reading →

Posted in bands javier used 2 be in, bands who are influenced by limp bizkit and crazytown, posts i made while drunk, ppl who played in 18 visions when they were still good | 39 Comments

"Nothin But A Scene Thing": The SYWH mixtape

Posted on January 19, 2010 by Sergeant D

Nothin But A Scene Thing: SYWH Mixtape Vol 1 I am pleased to present the first of what I hope will be many mixtapes of music you will hate. I do my best to keep up with things, but sometimes … Continue reading →

Posted in creepverts, diy crunkcore, new jamz, posts i made while drunk, scene 4 olds, scene fails, skramz life, sywh mixtapes, things that make old ppl angry | 8 Comments

Do these shirts raise ur awareness re: important issues???

Posted on December 26, 2009 by Sergeant D

Do u ever worry about the future of humanity/the world?? The other day I was waiting in line at Target to return some stuff that I regretted purchasing and they had a TV playing CNN so it wouldn’t be as … Continue reading →

Posted in contemporary world issues, fashion, posts i made while drunk, posts in the style of hipster runoff | 12 Comments

VON VON VON, famous Belgian rapper and pop sensation

Posted on December 8, 2009 by Sergeant D

I just heard about this dude Von Von Von who is apparently the hotness in Belgium or whatever. I thought they were more on the jumpstyle tip but I guess this is what’s happening over there right now?? I don’t … Continue reading →

Posted in eurodance, euros, posts i made while drunk, posts in the style of hipster runoff, putting a donk on it, slacks, things u don't know about yet but i do, trends, u heard it here first | 5 Comments

Some unpopular/fatt middle schoolers cover Forever The Sickest Kids :(

Posted on December 6, 2009 by Sergeant D

Feel sorry for these kids… remember when u thought the talent show was “ur big chance 2 show what ur made of” to all the other kids… rly sucks that nowdays it’s real easy to record it/put it on the … Continue reading →

Posted in forever the sickest kids, hot grills and high tops, myspace is for poor ppl, photo documentation of dumb things you did in high school, posts i made while drunk, scene fails | 3 Comments

New jamz: Blackout Crew "Rumper Pumper" f/ WILLY DONKA

Posted on December 2, 2009 by Sergeant D

What’s even more fun than crunkcore? What does the No Fun Club hate even more than Brokencyde? Donk! Thanks to James Hoare at Terrorizer for turning me on to what’s become one of my favorite party bands, Wigan’s own Blackout … Continue reading →

Posted in bangin donks, new jamz, posts i made while drunk, stuff white people don't like | 5 Comments

Subscene: Girls Want A Dance Party, Boys Wanna Mosh

Posted on November 24, 2009 by Sergeant D

This is the first of what I hope will be many post about new bands 4 u 2 watch. This one is about a nu band/solo artist called SUBSCENE. I think u will agree that this bro has srs talent … Continue reading →

Posted in bands 2 watch for, bloghouse, cocaine, diy crunkcore, fat emo, hipster chicks, mexis, posts i made while drunk | 4 Comments