Category Archives: rising stars

‘Lil Poopy – 9 Year Old Future Stereotype

Posted on March 2, 2013 by King Krakken

I dunno, maybe it’s just me, but man do I find stereotypes funny… even more funny are parents that basically groom their kids to be living stereotypes the second they are out of the womb! Case and point, current news … Continue reading →

Posted in awesome shit, race warz, rising stars, they grow up so fast, things that make old ppl angry | Tagged | 35 Comments

Metal cover bands soon to be extinct thanks to literal Metal Nerds?

Posted on January 13, 2013 by Save Parker

This is a video of ACTUAL FUCKING ROBOTS built and programmed to legitimately play that song about cards from Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3. This some serious revolutionary shit right here. In the future metal nerds learning cover songs in … Continue reading →

Posted in nerds, rising stars, the future | Tagged , , , , , | 28 Comments

is CHIEF KEEF’s “LOVE SOSA” the new milestone of rap??

Posted on November 3, 2012 by Brobi-wan-kendoebi

NO FUCK NIGGAS ALLOWED Everyone here should know CHIEF KEEF from his awesome hits he’s had over the past year, blowing up the Chicago scene with his cool attitude and catchy-as-fuck songs, including I DON’T LIKE, 3HUNNA, and EVERYDAY. People … Continue reading →

Posted in awesome shit, drugs, drugs money sex, hip hop, kids these days, non threatening versions of urban culture, people you should run away from, poor ppl, ppl u want 2 69 with, ppl we like, ppl who sound smart, rising stars, shit i like when i, stuff i wrote 4 u, stuff u should know, stuff white people like, things that make me want to do coke, wat are they saying in this video, weed, youtubes | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 80 Comments

The Poster Child For Unsolicited Negative Opinions

Posted on February 25, 2012 by Save Parker

So I’ve already talked about how ‘real music‘ is a made up term by anyone with a dumb opinion on the internet. And I should mention that all strong opinions are pretty equally dumb. And I hope that message really … Continue reading →

Posted in butthurt, rising stars, what we think about stuff | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 92 Comments

Ariana Grande is My New Favorite Pop Star <3<3<3

Posted on February 6, 2012 by Save Parker

Its a weird time for pop music just now. Female pop singers have stopped trying really really hard to sound or look like Lady Gaga, and the trends are shifting. Adele is probably the most successful pop singer currently, and … Continue reading →

Posted in awesome shit, child prodigy, cute girls, cutes, pop songs I like, posts that aren't sarcastic, rising stars | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | 99 Comments

New Sleeping With Sirens

Posted on April 8, 2011 by ShawnYouWillHate

We’ve been tossing this band’s name around quite a bit in the last couple weeks, but I had no idea they were dropping a new album so soon.  Their last one came out only a year ago, but I guess … Continue reading →

Posted in new jamz, rise records, rising stars | Tagged , , , | 2 Comments

CREEPVERT LIFEGUARD LOVES T-MILLS

Posted on February 25, 2010 by ShawnYouWillHate

To continue this weeks coverage of auto-tuned nonsense, here is a chinky-eyed southern stoner talking about how cool his life/T. Mills is. Comments are about 50/50 love/hate for T-DOT (is that what I call him for short?), but the best … Continue reading →

Posted in cocaine, convertible music, one and done, rising stars, she's fucking everybody, stoners, the south | 4 Comments