Category Archives: sick breakdowns

the new NASTY is mind-bottling! (FFO wignorant euromosh)

Posted on March 18, 2013 by Brobi-wan-kendoebi

These pastel colors. These loose fitting pants. These obtuse angles of hat wearing. These lulzy shirt designs. THESE TOMS. Is proto-scene the next thing for euros to jock?? Belgian eurocore bros NASTY have been around the euro hardcore scene for … Continue reading →

Posted in awesome shit, bands i like, bands who sound familiar bc they are generic, embarrassing or lulzy bands, euro fggts, eurocore, eurodance, euros, fashion, fucking euros, horrible accents, lulzy bands, lulzy videos, moshing, new jamz, party like its 2008, sick breakdowns, wigged and confused, you're moshing | Tagged , , | 24 Comments

BRAD FINCHER of MESHIHA (ex-DEVOURMENT) reviews some songs

Posted on March 13, 2013 by Shiv The Impaler

OK SO many warriors of the sweatpants mosh swear by the sentiment that “Molesting The Decapitated” is the best DEVOURMENT album that ever was. It had a very different lineup than current Devo, and recently some of the original bros … Continue reading →

Posted in sick ass bass drops, sick breakdowns, slamz, what we think about stuff, wigger slam | Tagged , , , | 25 Comments

Albums u may have missed this year: AMERICAN ME – III

Posted on December 3, 2012 by beholdthesharktopus

2012 has been a HELL of a year for moshing and moshing enthusiasts. There’s been strong releases from Xibalba, Emmure, Acacia Strain, Whitechapel, Veil of Maya, Thick As Blood, the list goes on. Of course, nobody’s ever happy and I’ve … Continue reading →

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New Endworld album debuts SCUM SLUT 2.0!!

Posted on November 12, 2012 by demcats

Bros only! Skanks need not apply. Now that the cold, rainy autumn season is settling in, let us reminisce over the past summer. Usain Bolt made history at the London Olympics, The Avengers gave tumblr fandoms something new to fap … Continue reading →

Posted in deathcore, hardcore, horrible accents, new jamz, sick breakdowns, you're moshing | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | 33 Comments

DUBSTEP MOSHCORE IS FINALLY MASTERED (via EXOTYPE)

Posted on October 7, 2012 by Shiv The Impaler

    ALRIGHT SO for a long time I’ve been waiting for a band to come along and CORRECTLY combine heavy as fuck moshable BDC jams with sick dubstep wobs and drops, but bands always fell on two sides of … Continue reading →

Posted in bands 2 watch, bands i like, bands who are influenced by limp bizkit and crazytown, bass drops, self-promotion, sick ass bass drops, sick breakdowns | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 63 Comments

Suiside Silense embraces YOLO through the greatest piece of merch ever

Posted on September 19, 2012 by beholdthesharktopus

So I’ve been proclaiming since YOLO became a thing that deathcore luminaries Suiside Silense were, in fact, the inventors of the YOLO lifestyle, though they may not have invented the phrase itself. It would seem I’m not the only one … Continue reading →

Posted in deathcore, sick breakdowns, things that make old ppl angry, Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | 32 Comments

New Prepared Like a Bride jamz – YOU’RE MOSHING.

Posted on September 13, 2012 by Jonnyfilth

There has never been a better time for us guest writers to abuse our power on SYWH. Now that Sarge has left for his walking tour of Mongolia, I really feel that this is an appropriate time to talk about … Continue reading →

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There’s a band actually named BENCHPRESS and they are actually p sweet

Posted on July 9, 2012 by Brobi-wan-kendoebi

Varsity letter in Football REQUIRED for this music!! So I was facebook stumbling upon cheesy ignorant mosh bands like I usually do when I’m bored when I came across possibly the perfection of the rare “workoutmosh” genre… BENCHPRESS! They seem … Continue reading →

Posted in bands 2 watch, bands 2 watch for, bands i like, bands who should be more popular, breakdown of the day, moshcore, moshing, new jamz, sick breakdowns, things that make u go mosh | Tagged , , , , | 69 Comments

For The Win drops ‘Break The Ice’

Posted on March 20, 2012 by ShawnYouWillHate

Sarge posted about San Diego-bred easycore bros For The Win a couple months back, but I wanted to let you know that the ep of the spring has officially dropped.  Carrying the torch after Settle The Score era Fight Fair, … Continue reading →

Posted in easycore, fight fair, sick breakdowns, skramz life, tr00 pop punk, zany things that white ppl do | Tagged , , | 11 Comments

Breakdown of the day: To The Lions

Posted on July 17, 2011 by DarthZedd

The other day I was browsing jewtube for generic metalcore videos, and found this little gem from 2009. From the start it seems like a pretty generic yet lulzy metalcore video. It has everything in it from horrible attempts at … Continue reading →

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