Category Archives: things i wish didn’t exist

GANGNAM STYLE IS OFFICIALLY DEAD

Posted on December 7, 2012 by Save Parker

It was a great run. The most viewed video on YouTube ever, finally launching K-Pop successfully into the US mainstream, a crazy video that was actually a satire, and an amazing song that will define a year, or at least … Continue reading →

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Spare the Rod, Spoil the Chorus

Posted on November 4, 2012 by MetalRothbard

Imagine you’re listening to a rap/hip hop song for the first time and it’s pretty good. Solid beat, rapper sounds good, lyrics are tight and you’re really getting into it. Then about two minutes into the song a bunch of … Continue reading →

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I Non-Ironically Hate NERDBAITING

Posted on November 12, 2011 by King Krakken

Nerdbaiting – looking at the above picture, do you even need a definition? To me it’s the lowest of the low, exploiting the icons of some nerdy sub-culture to gain that most valuable of currencies in an insecure girl’s treasury: … Continue reading →

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Can Someone Explain Rockabilly to Me?

Posted on October 4, 2011 by King Krakken

Super srs about this request – I just simply don’t understand rockabilly. I mean, I get it as like an American ‘roots punk’ thing, but why the fuck is this stuff still popular? How is it that I still see … Continue reading →

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Seattle’s Capitol Hill: Where White Kids Go to Spend their Parents’ Money on Blow & Fixies

Posted on August 12, 2011 by chasingcoolness

Every major city has a haven that attracts shitty hipsters, and real estate moguls take note and start raising rent every which way, thus gentrifying the neighborhood. One of mention is Seattle’s Capitol Hill. Long ago, Capitol Hill was the … Continue reading →

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Fences is the Worst Band in Seattle (actually, the world, probably)

Posted on March 24, 2011 by chasingcoolness

My man Sergeant D once commented that Crime in Stereo is like Coldplay for Old Dad Hardcore kids (or something akin to that). If Crime in Stereo is like Coldplay, then Seattle’s Fences is like Travis for the flannel-wearing-shitty-tattoo-fixed-gear-bike-riding set: … Continue reading →

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Oprah peeing for 10 minutes [video]

Posted on April 24, 2010 by Sergeant D

Here is a video of leading television personality Oprah Winfrey peeing for 10 minutes straight. I cannot stop watching it. Please watch it from start to finish just like I did. Do you think we will ever find video of … Continue reading →

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Juggalo country rap song about abducting MILFs from Old Navy

Posted on November 30, 2009 by Sergeant D

Well, I don’t know what else I can say about this that isn’t in the title of the post… anything else would be redundant. Please just try not to suicide yourself over the fact that this exists.

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