Category Archives: what tweens are into

Scientific Proof That Hardcore Punk Evolved Into Scenecore (record collectors beware… ur in for a scare) defines evolution as “any process of formation or growth; development”. We see evolution EVERYWHERE. Not just in plants and animals, but in art too. Do you ever think to yourself, “where did all the awesome scene music that I enjoy today come from? What are … Continue reading

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NEW ISMFOF is ________ ?

I never really understood the appeal of I Set My Friends On Fire.  The time Sarge and I saw them live it was these two OTW’s playing non-sensical riff salade´, and some metal dork on drums.   Naturally, kids were … Continue reading

Posted in myspace nostalgia, new jamz, nice kids i would chill with, OTWs, Uncategorized, what do u think, what tweens are into | Tagged | 21 Comments

Mirin’ The new Power Rangers, Bro…

I’m gonna’ switch it up here. Ok, I’ll admit, even I have been surprised with the amount of negativity I’m bringin’ to SYWH, and in researching for a new post, I thought what better than to diss a series that … Continue reading

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so my uncle decided to make a YouTube video :/

I was over at my uncle Jerry’s house last night for his 73rd birthday (can’t believe he’s still with us! yay uncle J <33) and he was like “hey, what you got there” and I was like “it’s a cell … Continue reading

Posted in creepverts, cute girls, jailbait, krazy white ppl, lolfactory, lolwat, lulzy videos, old, old people, oldz, people you should run away from, photo documentation of dumb things you did as an adult, pop, posts that aren't sarcastic, posts that write themselves, restraining orders, what tweens are into, youtubes | 6 Comments


Now that I’ve posted my top 10 metal albums list, it’s time to get to the good shit. And by good shit, I mean the music I like that actually makes a legit amount of money, instead of the dumb … Continue reading

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American Eagle-wearing tween does Afroman screamo cover

Given the massive amount of top 40 screamo vocal covers littering Youtube, it’s hard to find one that is bad enough to be noteworthy, but I’d like to think this one makes the cut. Notable elements: LOL @ his American … Continue reading

Posted in epic screamo, just because you have a camera doesn't mean you should film a video, photo documentation of dumb things you did in high school, what tweens are into | 5 Comments

Evan Taubenfeld, the hardest-working man in showbiz

You may remember Evan Taubenfeld, former guitarist for Avril Lavigne turned solo artist, from my earlier post about him (“Evan Taubenfeld, Jew Tween Idol“), in which many of his fans got angry because I made a few good-natured jokes at … Continue reading

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Should I like The Maine??

As faithful readers know, when it comes to TV shows, music and clothes, I basically like the same stuff as your average 16 year-old girl: Forever 21, Hollister, 90210, FTSK, Fight Fair, and so forth. I know it’s kind of … Continue reading

Posted in bands who aren't really christian, nonoffensive white ppl, soft rock, what tweens are into | 21 Comments

NEW JAMZ: T-Mills "Stupid Boy" official video

If you’re not familiar, T-Mills is a scenebro MC from sunny Southern California. Unlike most of the other dudes doing the scenebro MC thing, he is actually a talented kid, with a great pop sensibility. His music is a rebellious-but-not-totally-fucked-up … Continue reading

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