Category Archives: what u do after school when u live in the suburbs

Recordcollectorcorecore: An Overview

Posted on May 7, 2013 by Bronson

Like the word “punk”, “hardcore” has so many different interpretations that it is difficult to say what exactly one listens to when they say they listen to “hardcore”. Do they mean Terror? Defeater? Negative Approach? The Ghost Inside? Gorilla Biscuits? … Continue reading →

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I saw MILLIONAIRES and TRACE CYRUS and it kinda bummed me out :/

Posted on April 22, 2013 by Sergeant D

Me and Ryan P just kickin it with our boy TRACE CYRUS #nofilter My mom is a fucking idiot whose autobiography should be titled “How to be Unhappy, Miserable and Angry (and Blame It On Everybody Else).” For example, she … Continue reading →

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Who Is Your Totem Hero?

Posted on April 19, 2013 by Bronson

“…Totemism takes the place of all religious and social institutions. Australian tribes are divided into smaller septs or clans, each taking the name of its totem. Now what is a totem? As a rule it is an animal, either edible … Continue reading →

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The turd from THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA wrote a book (srs)

Posted on April 5, 2013 by Sergeant D

If you thought their lulzy, pre-patched denim vest was the zenith of TDWP’s ability to embarrass themselves, you might want to check out their singer’s new book. From the Amazon blurb: One & A Half Hearts is a subjective look at … Continue reading →

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PRESTIGE is my favorite NWHC band (that isn’t rly hardcore)

Posted on March 17, 2013 by Sergeant D

Bonus points for having not one but TWO minorities in the band– not even sure what breed of OTW the singer is. I am guessing flip but idk?? #diversity As much as I love hardcore as a culture, I’ll be … Continue reading →

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For that awkward transition from scene kid to true punx…

Posted on March 8, 2013 by Sergeant D

Photo credit: SYWH Latin-American Affairs correspondent Jose Galvan

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Deathcore is dead, long live Djent!…Or is it? (no IMN’s allowed)

Posted on February 2, 2013 by C.N.

Hey bro’s it’s C.N (ft T.Money) here. This post is going to be very serious, because we could be dealing with an imminent death. Deathcore and Metalcore was going strong just a few years ago, in local venues everywhere you … Continue reading →

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ATTN: ASPIRING FITNESS MODEL SEEKS TO WIN MOST BEAUTIFUL TEEN CONTEST

Posted on January 29, 2013 by beholdthesharktopus

ASPIRING TEEN FITNESS MODEL BRYAN SILVA, LOOKING TO WIN MOST BEAUTIFUL TEEN CONTEST. PLEASE FOLLOW IF YOU LIKE MUSCULAR TEENS. HATERS CAN GET FUCKED, SAYING I HAVE TOO MUCH MUSCLE. Young Physique/Fitness Male Model Named Bryan Silva. Muscle Worship, Strength … Continue reading →

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If you like AMERICANEAGLECORE / WHOLESOMECORE, check out I CALL FIVES

Posted on January 14, 2013 by Sergeant D

I’ve always been a big fan of bands like CARTEL, THE STARTING LINE, and MAYDAY PARADE, but I struggle when it comes time to place them in a genre (and as you all know, accurately categorizing bands is the most … Continue reading →

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The day I discovered #slam (and bought porn for some high school kids)

Posted on January 4, 2013 by Sergeant D

Way back in the 90s, there was no such thing as “slam.” There was only NYDM– bands like Suffocation, Pyrexia, Internal Bleeding and Disfigured. Or at least, I had never heard the term “slam” until one fateful day in 2000. … Continue reading →

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