Category Archives: white knight chronicles

WHITE KNIGHT CHRONICLES: All guys are dogs edition

Posted on April 2, 2013 by Sergeant D

I SAID GOOD NIGHT AND DIDNT PRESSURE HER FOR SEX AND SHE DIDNT EVEN FUCK ME WTF

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WHITE KNIGHT CHRONICLES: cringeworthy apology to women edition

Posted on March 6, 2013 by Sergeant D

Via http://rickjamesbitch.tumblr.com, and yes the title of his blog is “Bacon.” And his URL is a Chapelle Show joke from 2004.

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WHITE KNIGHT CHRONICLES: Slam That Sickness edition

Posted on December 28, 2012 by Sergeant D

In this conversation, we see 7 HORNS 7 EYES/OVID’S WITHERING/ENPEDESTALMENT vocalist SHIV THE IMPALER employ the advanced-level technique of ironic WKing. BRB using “hey there delilah let me PIITB” as my OKC ‘about me’

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WHITE KNIGHT CHRONICLES: Just Dude Things edition

Posted on December 19, 2012 by Sergeant D

Are you sitting down? If not, please do so because I am about to share with you a truly amazing piece of internet history. At first glance I thought it was just some super lulzy WK blog, a really transparent … Continue reading →

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WHITE KNIGHT CHRONICLES: Naughty biotch edition

Posted on December 15, 2012 by Sergeant D

If phrases like ‘what up you naughty tease’ and ‘hey you naughty biotch’ aren’t enough to make you want to crawl under a rock and chomp on a cyanide capsule out of vicarious embarrassment, please note that this is an … Continue reading →

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WHITE KNIGHT CHRONICLES: I’ll pay for everything edition

Posted on December 1, 2012 by Sergeant D

brb trying to perform reconstructive surgery on the piece of my soul that was crushed by this conversation

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New White Knight Anthem, Legitimately Called ‘Nice Guys Finish Last’

Posted on September 21, 2012 by Save Parker

Earlier today I went to youtube and typed in ‘easycore music video’ then went to most recently added, and stumbled upon some internet gold. There is this band ‘Escape Plan’ from Michigan, who from their facebook seem like the standard … Continue reading →

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Is this WHALE KNIGHTING??

Posted on September 1, 2012 by Sergeant D

‘To whom it may concern: my standards are low. VERY LOW.’

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WHITE KNIGHT CHRONICLES: Awkward instagram edition

Posted on August 31, 2012 by Sergeant D

not sheriff kenb0702 is spazzy beta tripping over his words or wizard-level manipulator/master of negging :/

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White Knight tier-14 armor now available, +10 to Virginity (86% chance of proccing Friendzone)

Posted on July 24, 2012 by Brobi-wan-kendoebi

Do you ever have that blissful moment where you live your life for stereotypes, then the clouds part and light shines down from the sky and a beautiful moment happens where every douchebag prejudiced thing you believe it is magically … Continue reading →

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