Category Archives: white knight chronicles

Scientific Proof That Hardcore Punk Evolved Into Scenecore (record collectors beware… ur in for a scare) defines evolution as “any process of formation or growth; development”. We see evolution EVERYWHERE. Not just in plants and animals, but in art too. Do you ever think to yourself, “where did all the awesome scene music that I enjoy today come from? What are … Continue reading

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WHITE KNIGHT CHRONICLES: All guys are dogs edition


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WHITE KNIGHT CHRONICLES: cringeworthy apology to women edition

Via, and yes the title of his blog is “Bacon.” And his URL is a Chapelle Show joke from 2004.

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WHITE KNIGHT CHRONICLES: Slam That Sickness edition

In this conversation, we see 7 HORNS 7 EYES/OVID’S WITHERING/ENPEDESTALMENT vocalist SHIV THE IMPALER employ the advanced-level technique of ironic WKing. BRB using “hey there delilah let me PIITB” as my OKC ‘about me’

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WHITE KNIGHT CHRONICLES: Just Dude Things edition

Are you sitting down? If not, please do so because I am about to share with you a truly amazing piece of internet history. At first glance I thought it was just some super lulzy WK blog, a really transparent … Continue reading

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WHITE KNIGHT CHRONICLES: Naughty biotch edition

If phrases like ‘what up you naughty tease’ and ‘hey you naughty biotch’ aren’t enough to make you want to crawl under a rock and chomp on a cyanide capsule out of vicarious embarrassment, please note that this is an … Continue reading

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WHITE KNIGHT CHRONICLES: I’ll pay for everything edition

brb trying to perform reconstructive surgery on the piece of my soul that was crushed by this conversation

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New White Knight Anthem, Legitimately Called ‘Nice Guys Finish Last’

Earlier today I went to youtube and typed in ‘easycore music video’ then went to most recently added, and stumbled upon some internet gold. There is this band ‘Escape Plan’ from Michigan, who from their facebook seem like the standard … Continue reading

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‘To whom it may concern: my standards are low. VERY LOW.’

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WHITE KNIGHT CHRONICLES: Awkward instagram edition

not sheriff kenb0702 is spazzy beta tripping over his words or wizard-level manipulator/master of negging :/

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