Category Archives: white

Scientific Proof That Hardcore Punk Evolved Into Scenecore (record collectors beware… ur in for a scare)

Dictionary.com defines evolution as “any process of formation or growth; development”. We see evolution EVERYWHERE. Not just in plants and animals, but in art too. Do you ever think to yourself, “where did all the awesome scene music that I enjoy today come from? What are … Continue reading

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Brooklyn Girls by Catey Shaw – a scant 14 years late to the party

In the late 90s and v early 2000s, if you were a hipster, you moved to Brooklyn.  “Hipster” back then, meant you were ahead of the curve, likely grew up if not in metro New York itself, at least on … Continue reading

Posted in doesn't compute, embarrassing, fat arms, fucking gross, girls with low self esteem, hipster chicks, hipster shit, horrible accents, human garbage, i am a 20 year old girl, is this a joke, krazy white ppl, lax parenting, non threatening versions of urban culture, overthinking stuff, poor life choices, post-irony, ppl i do not want to see naked, stuff white people like, SWPL, ugly ppl, unattractive alternative girls, unemployment, urban attention seekers, vanity, we got student loans to do THIS?, well educated liberals, white, white foolishness, white people gone wild, white ppl, whole foods, zany things that white ppl do | Tagged , , , , , , | 39 Comments

Now You’re Moshing: Rap Edition. Maybach Music Group-SAME DAMN TIME Remix

Ok, ok  I dont think we’ve had a rap song in this category, but why the fuck not? The new era of rap is just as mosh worthy as any deathcore band out there. I dare you to listen to … Continue reading

Posted in cuttin up hookers, DGAF, dropping it low, drugs, drugs money sex, fat ppl, hip hop, is this black, jamz, moshing, MTV, new jamz, songs worth blogging about, white, white ppl, whoops | Tagged , , , , , , | 11 Comments

Some fat, half-naked Jugalettes mosh it up

You know the trap in the drain of your bathroom sink? Every so often you have to clean it out, because it gets clogged with dead skin, fingernail clippings, your girlfriend’s hair, and other vile detritus. Insane Clown Posse’s annual … Continue reading

Posted in barf, fat arms, fat chicks, fatties, juggalo life, ppl i do not want to see naked, support for eugenics, white, white ppl, white trash | 13 Comments