Category Archives: who is this scenebro

WHO IS THIS SCENEBRO: Final Nail in the Metalcore Coffin Edition

Posted on October 8, 2012 by Ink Deep

Yeah I used to be in that scene shit, but not anymore. Oh, you noticed my moustache? Nah it’s cool, you can stare. I’m really into the traditional gentleman lifestyle now, you know? I just find the period and imagery … Continue reading →

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WHO IS THIS SCENEBRO: bellybutton piercing edition

Posted on September 12, 2012 by Sergeant D

This photo is very confusing to me… so many feels that I cannot quite describe :/ Dat bizarre contrast between 1950s dad haircut, mustache, meaningful tats and belly button piercing– ‘oh that?? lol i got it when i was on … Continue reading →

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WHO IS THIS SCENEBRO: Belgium edition

Posted on March 28, 2012 by Sergeant D

Alex, 16 years old, Mechelen. Drawer. Wants to open his tattoo shop in the future. Likes hiphop music, but occasionally likes to rave on hardcore parties too. The punchline is that I copied this verbatim from his real profile– sad … Continue reading →

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WHO IS THIS SCENEBRO: Couples edition

Posted on March 8, 2012 by Sergeant D

Martin and Candice. 21. Jesus. XXX. Adult Swim, bacon, rollerderby. Maintain a tumblr dedicated to raising awareness about the issues facing modded parents. Saving up for the own apartment; planning to move out within the next two years. Not like … Continue reading →

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WHO IS THIS SCENEBRO: tweens with #swag edition

Posted on February 29, 2012 by Sergeant D

Daniel. 11. Asking Alexandria, BMTH, Pokemon. Spring quarter spelling bee winner, celebrated by changing his Facebook status to ‘biggest pimp in the Gifted Achievers class.’ Quote in 6th grade yearbook is “#SWAG.” Parents called a ‘family meeting’ to talk about … Continue reading →

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WHO IS THIS SCENEBRO: UFO edition

Posted on October 2, 2011 by Sergeant D

Jordan. 24. Riding a fucking flying saucer. COME AT ME BRO.

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WHO IS THIS SCENEBRO: oldbro edition

Posted on September 10, 2011 by Sergeant D

Marvin. 74. Vegan. Body modification. Defeater/Gaslight Anthem/Title Fight. Just trying to figure out where I fit in this crazy world.

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WHO IS THIS SCENEBRO: Skram life edition [via FIGHT FAIR]

Posted on August 2, 2011 by Sergeant D

The concept for “WHO IS THIS SCENEBRO” is simple: find a picture of some random kid on the internets, then make up a lulzy-yet-plausible description of who he is. For example, I might say something about how this kid is … Continue reading →

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WHO IS THIS SCENEBRO: Cadillacbro edition

Posted on July 11, 2011 by Sergeant D

Here’s my guess: Eric W, AKA “E-Double.” 20. Corona, CA. Dropped out of high school in 10th grade to focus on his passion, DJing. He’s not quite making ends meet as a DJ, so he makes a little cash by … Continue reading →

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WHO IS THIS SCENEBRO: post-scenebro edition

Posted on June 22, 2011 by Sergeant D

Caleb. 24. Ann Arbor. Got into the scene back when it was “still about the music,” when bands like From First To Last, From Autumn To Ashes, Funeral For A Friend, and Cute Is What We Aim For were coming … Continue reading →

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