Category Archives: who is this scenebro

WHO IS THIS SCENEBRO: Belgium edition

Posted on March 28, 2012 by Sergeant D

Alex, 16 years old, Mechelen. Drawer. Wants to open his tattoo shop in the future. Likes hiphop music, but occasionally likes to rave on hardcore parties too. The punchline is that I copied this verbatim from his real profile– sad … Continue reading →

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WHO IS THIS SCENEBRO: Couples edition

Posted on March 8, 2012 by Sergeant D

Martin and Candice. 21. Jesus. XXX. Adult Swim, bacon, rollerderby. Maintain a tumblr dedicated to raising awareness about the issues facing modded parents. Saving up for the own apartment; planning to move out within the next two years. Not like … Continue reading →

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WHO IS THIS SCENEBRO: tweens with #swag edition

Posted on February 29, 2012 by Sergeant D

Daniel. 11. Asking Alexandria, BMTH, Pokemon. Spring quarter spelling bee winner, celebrated by changing his Facebook status to ‘biggest pimp in the Gifted Achievers class.’ Quote in 6th grade yearbook is “#SWAG.” Parents called a ‘family meeting’ to talk about … Continue reading →

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WHO IS THIS SCENEBRO: UFO edition

Posted on October 2, 2011 by Sergeant D

Jordan. 24. Riding a fucking flying saucer. COME AT ME BRO.

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WHO IS THIS SCENEBRO: oldbro edition

Posted on September 10, 2011 by Sergeant D

Marvin. 74. Vegan. Body modification. Defeater/Gaslight Anthem/Title Fight. Just trying to figure out where I fit in this crazy world.

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WHO IS THIS SCENEBRO: Skram life edition [via FIGHT FAIR]

Posted on August 2, 2011 by Sergeant D

The concept for “WHO IS THIS SCENEBRO” is simple: find a picture of some random kid on the internets, then make up a lulzy-yet-plausible description of who he is. For example, I might say something about how this kid is … Continue reading →

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WHO IS THIS SCENEBRO: Cadillacbro edition

Posted on July 11, 2011 by Sergeant D

Here’s my guess: Eric W, AKA “E-Double.” 20. Corona, CA. Dropped out of high school in 10th grade to focus on his passion, DJing. He’s not quite making ends meet as a DJ, so he makes a little cash by … Continue reading →

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WHO IS THIS SCENEBRO: post-scenebro edition

Posted on June 22, 2011 by Sergeant D

Caleb. 24. Ann Arbor. Got into the scene back when it was “still about the music,” when bands like From First To Last, From Autumn To Ashes, Funeral For A Friend, and Cute Is What We Aim For were coming … Continue reading →

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WHO IS THIS SCENEBRO: Zach Tragedy

Posted on June 13, 2011 by Sergeant D

Found this one when I was Googling for Blessthefall shirts earlier today. It’s from some kid’s Buzznet profile that hasn’t been updated since 2007, and I couldn’t help but wonder what’s happened to him since then. Here’s my best guess … Continue reading →

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Who is this scenebro??

Posted on June 3, 2011 by Sergeant D

No idea who this bro is, but here’s my best guess: Doug. 19. Corvallis, Oregon. Works in the fax machine department at Best Buy, drives a 1998 Civic DX. Has been taking some classes at community college, but isn’t really … Continue reading →

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