Category Archives: youngsters

How to get ahead in finance: An dialog between C.N. and Lloyd

Sup brahs. Long has mathematics had humanity by the metaphorical short hairs. Mankind has looked to the stars, yearning and thought “I wont even bother working out how far away that shit is”. I thought math isn’t something that can … Continue reading

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***Halp make my draems come troo u guise!!!***

Hi everyone,   I was hoping you guys could help me out in my quest of finding a band to play in and make my dreams come true.  Ever since I first started listening to my dad’s Arrow Smith records … Continue reading

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New White Knight Anthem, Legitimately Called ‘Nice Guys Finish Last’

Earlier today I went to youtube and typed in ‘easycore music video’ then went to most recently added, and stumbled upon some internet gold. There is this band ‘Escape Plan’ from Michigan, who from their facebook seem like the standard … Continue reading

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(Not) Dating Punx

I had this idea sitting in my brain box for a hot minute, but then SYWH writer/hilarious dude, jorbam, wrote the SYWH/Louie Guide to Dating Indie Girls, and I felt compelled to finish out my thoughts on the matter (re: … Continue reading

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HXC History PART 3: The Day Youth Crew Died

I still remember the exact moment Youth Crew died (for me at least) – late ’91/early ’92 we were at our friend C’s floppy apartment. C had us over because he just got a new 7″ from Revelation (dude use … Continue reading

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Scene vs Emo: wich r u???

While it is arguable that “scene” is on its way out, many people still make the n00b mistake of confusing scene with emo. As anyone who is scene will tell you, they couldn’t be more different! To me, the main … Continue reading

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I ENDORSE ‘WORTHWHILE’

I’m here to tell you, my fellow olds, that the youngsters are becoming more efficient in teh 2K10. Worthwhile, from the east bay (set your goals, op ivy, this time next year, the list goes on…) were probably born with … Continue reading

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