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How to get ahead in finance: An dialog between C.N. and Lloyd

Sup brahs. Long has mathematics had humanity by the metaphorical short hairs. Mankind has looked to the stars, yearning and thought “I wont even bother working out how far away that shit is”. I thought math isn’t something that can … Continue reading

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❄Pretty sure I love ♥Kitty Pryde♥ now guys not joking ❄

You ever hear something and you arent sure if its a joke or not, and you just kind of move on and keep going with your life? That was sort of like me with Kitty Pryde, cause Ive heard of … Continue reading

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ATTN: ASPIRING FITNESS MODEL SEEKS TO WIN MOST BEAUTIFUL TEEN CONTEST

ASPIRING TEEN FITNESS MODEL BRYAN SILVA, LOOKING TO WIN MOST BEAUTIFUL TEEN CONTEST. PLEASE FOLLOW IF YOU LIKE MUSCULAR TEENS. HATERS CAN GET FUCKED, SAYING I HAVE TOO MUCH MUSCLE. Young Physique/Fitness Male Model Named Bryan Silva. Muscle Worship, Strength … Continue reading

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GANGNAM STYLE IS OFFICIALLY DEAD

It was a great run. The most viewed video on YouTube ever, finally launching K-Pop successfully into the US mainstream, a crazy video that was actually a satire, and an amazing song that will define a year, or at least … Continue reading

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Lollapalooza Review from a Bro who didn’t rlly wanna go

Ayoo, so Lollapalooza is some music festival in Chicago that is best known for having the lowest concentration of hippies in any music festival (cite needed). I saw the lineup this year was all like ‘ehhhhh’ and didn’t even think … Continue reading

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(Not) Dating Punx

I had this idea sitting in my brain box for a hot minute, but then SYWH writer/hilarious dude, jorbam, wrote the SYWH/Louie Guide to Dating Indie Girls, and I felt compelled to finish out my thoughts on the matter (re: … Continue reading

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SkauffYouWillSkate

In the late 90′s, something weird happened: the god damned Mighty Mighty Bosstones put out their 36th or whateverthefuck album and, against all logic, the thing was a hit.  Ska became a thing that the mnstrm plebeians were skanking their … Continue reading

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For The Win drops ‘Break The Ice’

Sarge posted about San Diego-bred easycore bros For The Win a couple months back, but I wanted to let you know that the ep of the spring has officially dropped.  Carrying the torch after Settle The Score era Fight Fair, … Continue reading

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The Book That Started All That Stuff…

As a bit of an armchair observer of American subcultures (via being lazy and uncommitted), I love when you can pinpoint that one thingthat kicked off a major trend. Ever since the early ’90s, everyone and their brother is either … Continue reading

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Joey Sturgis Apreesh

Get the fuck in here! Joey Sturgis is one of the sickest producers of all time. I used to be a detractor and rip on him for using POD Farm/triggers/vocal editing, but then I started learning to produce via Ultimate … Continue reading

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