Life lessons from YOUTH OF TODAY (srs)

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Like a lot of people reading this, I didn’t exactly grow up with a lot of good role models or examples of what it’s like to be a positive, healthy, happy person so I spent most of my childhood being a angry, negative and miserable (I learned from the best in that department: my family). As sad as it is, I trusted the bands I listened to for direction more than my family or whatever, and if I had to pick one single band who’s made the biggest impact on my life, there is absolutely no question in my mind that it would be YOUTH OF TODAY (who as you may know essentially created hardcore as we know it today).

What I really love about them is the complete absence of cynicism in their message. It’s so, so easy to just fall into that negative rut where you’re too cool to like anything and too cool to be optimistic about anything and before you know it, you’re too cool to be happy. Yes, YOT’s lyrics and image are super derpy when viewed through the eyes of 2013 internet users, but in all seriousness they made a huge impact on me as a lonely, angry 14 year old. I could easily let those feelings turn me into one of those losers in a METALLICA shirt smoking behind the metal shop after school, but when I heard “Break Down The Walls” it seriously opened my eyes to a whole new way of looking at the world– pushing yourself to be the best person you can be and focusing on the good in the world (the polar opposite of my negative, self-destructive family).

In this post, I will share some of my favorite YOT songs, along with what I learned from them– in all seriousness, these are things that have stuck with me for years and made a big difference in my life.

I love when bands have a song that’s called the same thing as their band!! This song pretty much sums YOT’s message, and “Living fast and dying young was a just a fad / for a bunch of losers who didn’t care” is the ultimate dis on every cynical punk rocker who thought they were making some kind of grand artistic statement by living in their own piss and drinking themselves to death.

LESSON: Being a negative, self-destructive loser isn’t cool, it’s fucking stupid

This is a song about how it sucks that nice, quiet people get overlooked sometimes. In the   post-internet era where attention whores and loudmouthed aspies dominate the conversation and drive out the normal people who just want to have a chill discussion about stuff, this song has never been more relevant.

LESSON: It’s easy to let the negative assfaces consume your attention, but don’t– focus on the positive people in your life

LESSON: lol there isn’t one rly this video is just super derpy, especially the part where the kid is about to take a bite of the hamburger and Porcell is all “Nah, brah.”

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Fun fact: You can also thank YOT for basically defining the entire Real Hardcore aesthetic (the B&W crowd shot, Nikes, jock haircuts, sweatpants, etc)

Before discovering YOT, most of the bands I listened to were 80s punk/hardcore, whose lyrics were essentially just song-length descriptions of various social ills, wars, and other things that bummed me out and made me feel like the world was fucked and there was nothing I could do about it. But then this song came along, which was the first one I’d heard suggesting that you should, you know, actually DO SOMETHING about problems instead of just complaining. Groundbreaking stuff to a 14 year-old who thought DEAD KENNEDYS were the height of political awareness!

Also, the opening line to the first track on “Break Down The Walls” is perhaps the single best example of Ray Cappo’s “angry cat” vocals: “Make a cherrrrrrrrrrraaayyyyarrrrrrrrrange!”

LESSON: Take control of your own happiness– if you’re not happy with something, work tirelessly to change it

“Feeling awkward, afraid / potential friends I could’ve made / why do we keep to ourselves / and not dare to leave our fucking shells”

You ever wonder where all the pop-punk bands got the “this song is about how much my friends mean 2 me” thing? From the 88 youth crew bands, that’s where– with this song being one of the first and best examples.

LESSON: Put yourself out there and make friends with everybody, it will make your life way more awesome

“so let’s forget the past and the grudges that we hold / if you don’t do it soon you know it will explode”

As I’ve said before, my mom makes incredibly stupid life choices but somehow manages to give something incredibly insightful advice (which, of course, she herself does not follow). One of the best things she ever told me was “Do you want to be right, or do you want to be happy? It’s a choice.” Meaning, when you are mad at someone over some perceived wrong or arguing with your girl or whatever, it’s usually smarter to just let go and reach a compromise rather than relentlessly trying to “win the argument.” Because wow, you won the argument, here trophy– but your girl is still making you sleep on the couch tonight because she hates you.

LESSON: It’s not worth it. Let it go.

 

The main thing I take away from YOT is this: it’s way easier to be the cynical, negative guy who is too cool to like anything or anyone. It’s easier to just sit on the sidelines sneering at everything and putting everything down, but that’s for people who are weak and insecure– people who are scared to open themselves up to criticism by committing to a position or creating anything. That’s not a very good gameplan for being a happy person, because when your whole approach to life is “I don’t like thing,” how can you be happy? Sure, when you’re positive you have to put up with the bullshit thrown at you by negative dickfaces, but you’re way better off dealing with the attacks of negative assholes than you are being one yourself.

stay fucking positive

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“Pop With Girl Vocals” is the best genre of music imo

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It’s always super lulzy when girls get all defensive about listening to scene bands with cute singers– “OMG I do NOT listen to them because of how they look their music means like sooooo much to me.” It’s just a coincidence that every band you like has a super cute singer, right?? But don’t get me wrong, I am totally cool with that. I just think we should just all admit the truth: music is way better when it’s made by attractive people.

I mean, I love pop probably more than any other genre, and there are some very talented male pop artists but idk, it makes me feel weird when I listen to pop songs with guy singers (sorta like how you feel a little weird cuddling with a boy dog, you know?). On the flip side of the coin, is there anything better than pop songs with girl vocals?? No, because you can pretend that every song is about you (except for the ones about some guy who’s a jerk because you would never treat her liek that!!).

With summer just around the corner, let’s look at some of my favorite girl-pop songs–
since we should all know the hits, I’m going to focus on underappreciated B-sides, deep cuts, and other less obvious tracks. Please add yours in the comments!

How could we not start with the queen of pop?? TBH I akshually don’t find her attractive (via not being into blonde white girls) but her discography is full of so many bangers that I can’t help but be a fan. She looks especially barfy in this video but this song is an underappreciated gem that deserves some love. It’s also pretty amazing that in a genre where your shelf life is usually measured in months, she’s been relevant in 3 decades– respect, gurl. Real recognizes real.

A lot of ppl think of KATY PERRY as “just another one of those stupid pop singers” but she has a lot of “meaningful semi-alternative rock” songs too that are really really fucking good– I’m currently addicted to this one. Her straight-up pop songs are great too, don’t get me wrong, but I turn to her when I “just need to think about my feelings for a while bc idk I’m just liek really confused right now.”

Although MILEY CYRUS is currently in the midst of her “rebelling against society by looking like a disgusting hipster” phase, I am still a huge fan– I just pretend that she never changed from her peak circa ~2011 and the whole grose hipster thing is “she’s just being Miley.”

I am a huge, non-ironic fan of P!NK because she seems like a genuinely cool, nice, sweet girl who plays music because she loves it and doesn’t care about being “a star.” Probably a little bit broken like all famous people, but a nice person. This song is the pop version of “One With The Underdogs,” which comes off as kind of corny to jaded punx like us but probably means a lot to some middle school girl who feels like she doesn’t fit in, and I back anything that makes kids feel better about themselves.

Also, she has the same name as the best brand of girls’ underwear.

As someone with a thing for G-rated 7/10 girls with strong nuturing/caretaking/sweetheart instincts, I feel liek this song was written for me. Basically it’s a girl WK anthem, where Demi is all “bb i’m not liek the other girls i wont hurt u stop dating those jerks and notice me im nice.” I especially like the scene where they’re painting their apartment together– kept waiting for a part where she gets a little paint on her nose and they laugh as he wipes it off then they look longingly into each other’s eyes.

Also, Demi if ur reading this i think u look like sooooo pretty with ombre hair ♥

Here’s an obscure little gem from back in 2000 or so by a girl named HOKU who had like 1.25 semi-hits then disappeared. She probably works at a daycare in Glendale or something now IDK but I love this song/video– especially the candy iMac and 4:3 aspect ratio (lms if ur a 2000s kid and u rmbr standard definition lol).

Speaking of the late 90s/early 00s, I was always on #teamXtina. Not only is she legit 100x more talented than Britney, I always thought she was 100x hotter as well (skinny girls with no hips, no tits, and color hair hmu).

Before she went full ELTON JOHN and decided that every one of her songs should be about how it’s ok to be a gay man and don’t kill yourself just bc you live in a conservative midwestern town where people shun u bc ur gay and as soon as u graduate from high school u can move to Brooklyn and be with ur people, LADY GAGA had some of the best electro-inspired pop songs on the late 00s. The breakdown at 3:00 in this song is untouchable.

And last but not least, THIS SONG. THIS GIRL. The only thing that could make this video better is if it was in smell-o-vision.

sexy wa di

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How I Spent My Entombedcore Vacation

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second post in a row via Jav thx u

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MERCH TABLE: MOSHING IS DOPE

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KEVIN SECONDS discovers FALL OUT BOY; is angry

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For those of you under 40, Kevin Seconds is/was the singer of a hardcore band called 7 SECONDS. Back in the early 80s, they pretty much singlehandedly created the blueprint for posi hardcore, most notably inspiring YOUTH OF TODAY who themselves went on to redefine hardcore from the domain of semi-homeless junkies to a place where relatively normal suburban kids got their aggression out. So basically, it is more than fair to say that 7 SECONDS played about as big of a role in shaping the current world of hardcore/pop punk/etc as anybody.

7 SECONDS’ back catalog has a few stinkers, but they are hands down one of the best and most important hardcore bands of all time and I absolutely loved their positive message as a kid.

“No I don’t care if you listen to different bands / No cause for such hatred / I’m just a different man”

One of their most well-known songs is the title track from their second album “Walk Together, Rock Together,” which is one of the first and best 80s unity anthems. You see, back then things were very fragmented, with hardcore kids vs metalheads, punx vs skins, locals vs posers, and so forth– and back then, people actually got hurt over that stuff (go look up stories about shows at Fenders Ballroom for example).

7 SECONDS were one of the first bands to take a step back and say, “You know what? We’re all here for the same reason, which is that we’re fuckin weirdos who don’t fit in anywhere else. So let’s not fight over what music we like or how we look and just be friends #nohomo.” Sure, maybe it was a bit corny but as someone who has never really felt like I belonged anywhere, I appreciated that message a lot as a kid.

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“punks”

Which is why it bums me out that the Kevin Seconds of today is some 50 year-old guy who regularly posts stuff like this, in which he discovers some newish band many MANY years after they are relevant and goes off on a stangry rant about how terrible they are (he had a similar rant about BROKENCYDE in 2012). I’m not trying to debate the relative merits of FOB because, ya know, I don’t give a fuck about what bands other people like, but it seriously bums me out to see him act like this.

He’s like some episode of the Twilight Zone where a Civil War veteran gets timewarped to 1964 and he’s like “By gum there’s a negro loose in the town square!!! Call the zookeeper!” and everybody is like “Erm… things have changed a lot in the last few years, nobody thinks that way anymore… maybe you better stay inside with the shades drawn so you don’t get upset.”

Of all people, I thought he would be the dude from that generation that wouldn’t turn into the bitter, out of touch old guy who hates everything new– I mean, how could the dude who wrote “Young Til I Die” ever become your angry, confused uncle who won’t shut up about how bad the music you listen to is?? It sincerely bums me out, because he seemed cooler than that.
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No, I don’t know who this girl is. Yes, I wish I did.

Let this be a cautionary tale, a warning for those of you who feel your anus start to burn when you hear new bands. Don’t let this be you.

PS- they just announced that they signed to Rise Records (srs). I wonder how angry Kev will be when he discovers who their labelmates are.

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Premiere: ENPEDESTALMENT “Dat A$$” ft Jake from DEFILER #yogapants

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP MOTHERFUCKERS? GUESS WHO’S BACK–
ENPEDESTALMENT!

I am super stoked to announce the release of our new song “Dat A$$,” featuring vocals by Jake from DEFILER (the gurgles are as always by SHIV THE IMPALER of 7 HORNS 7 EYES). It is about the two best things that have ever graced our planet (what else), yoga pants and Uggs and it’s the first track from our split with DEPRESSED TEENAGER. Look for that to drop in the next week or two– with appearances by Tr00 Pop-Punk Girl, ANTHONY GREEN, and FRANK MULLEN (srs) I am 1000000% certain it is the most advanced record ever made.

Big thanks to Jake for his awesome vocals and sense of humor, BIG CHOCOLATE for letting me borrow his guitar, Eyal Levi of AUDIOHAMMER STUDIOS for all his advice on production, and the folks at TOONTRACK for hooking me up with Superior Drummer and EZMix!

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BRB GUISE

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As you may have noticed, I haven’t posted in a bit– just wanted to say that I’m taking a little break but will be back very soon! It’s mostly just that I’ve been really busy with my new job, and also that a couple times a year I get exhausted by the basically constant stream of negative bullshit that is the internet, and I need to step back for a bit to avoid burnout.

So yeah– bear with me, I’ll be back in action shortly and stay tuned! Tx u for ur support :3

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How to tell if you’re a “Nice Guy” (and how to stop it cause its awful)

Full great comic: here

            Let me be clear right here from the start, nice people are amazing all the time and wanting to be one should be a main goal in everyone’s life.  This isn’t about them.

“Nice Guys”, with the caps and if you’re reading this out loud a little stank in your voice, are not really that nice.  They’re actually pretty shitty people who are entitled little shitheads and incapable of understanding the feelings of others. Its pretty common and understandable if you think like this like in middle school or high school, cause everyone at that age is usually pretty shitty (definitely myself included), but Nice Guys in their twenty’s are a real bunch of life failing sadness machines that just bring my day down like no other.

But it doesn’t have to be like this! I put together some helpful tips so you can tell if you or someone you know is being a Nice Guy, and then get your life back on track to not being a suckfest of a human.

You think you’re better than other people
(you aren’t)

Already wrote extensively about why the Friendzone is Bullshit: here
Wouldn’t you think these people would know how to use the memes they love correctly?

One of the main calling cards of Nice Guys (remember to say it all shitty in your head), is that they think they’re great. The only way they could be rejected is if some ASSHOLE comes along. “But I’m way better than that guy! My niceness KNOWS NO BOUNDS!” Well slow your roll there pal, cause you’re probably awful and don’t even know.

You got to think about what you’re bringing to the table here. Are you nice? Yeah so is pretty much every other guy out there, including the one she’s dating. He’s probably also better looking, smarter, better to talk to, with a better job, a better social status (which is incredibly important), or maybe even just better at sex. It could even be just one of those things, or none of those things if they’re just a good match and have chemistry. That doesn’t make him the inferior jerk and you the superior nicer guy, it just means she likes him and not you and that’s it.

Is that your fault? Maybe, maybe not, doesn’t matter. Is it her fault? Definitely not. Should you obsess over it and hate her? No, you move on and don’t be an asshole about it because that makes you the only jerk in the equation, and a Nice Guy. Nice Guys suck, don’t be one, moving on.

You think you know what women want
(you have no clue)

so many cringes it might be fake but someone like this could totally be real and that’s scary

The most frustrating thing about dealing with Nice Guys is that they think they have a grasp on what women truly want in a man, and that if they keep being Nice it’ll just work out. I’m going to go on record right now saying I have no idea what women want, except that its going to vary highly between women because the female sex isn’t some giant hivemind that only wants one thing. And I’m like a 1000% sure no one wants fat bald fedora wearing bronies who use “pwn” non-ironically and call women bitches and whores.

But also, how unimportant is holding a door for someone or pulling out a chair? I don’t know what the struggles associated with day to day life as a women are and I never really will, but I’m pretty sure having to move doors and chairs will never be a day runiner. This (hopefully fake) person right here brings nothing of value to any type of relationship, but most painfully fails to see how useless he is and thinks just being “Nice” should make him in high demand. “Holy shit he Nice?? no way I don believe it where is the line to ride the D? How could this perfect smart cute niceness Adonis still be single all women must be heartless bitches right?”

So what do you do? Well you start working on making yourself a person other people would want to be with. Get a personality, be engaging, fun, interesting, rich even, seriously anything that could make someone find value in having you around. Doors mostly have those wheelchair buttons now anyway, if that’s all you got you’re gonna be lonely for a while. And that’s because you don’t even have the only quality you think you need.

You think you’re nice
(not even close)

“You HAVE to have sex with me once but I’ll never ask you a second time I’m super nice” – some terrible terrible human somewhere that exists isn’t that super fucked up what the fuck is wrong with you people

The worst part about Nice Guys (super shitty this time, like drag it out for a while), is that they aren’t really nice. One of the biggest indications that you’re dealing with a Nice Guy is that they will tell you how Nice they are. If you’re self-proclaimed anything odds are you aren’t whatever it is and you’re the opposite, which is exactly the case here. Nice Guys say they’re nice, but are really just pretty shitty and kind of hate women.

I like to think the first Nice Guy existed after he was rejected by someone who let him down easy with a “I’m sorry you’re just too nice” type lie. He really took that to heart, and blamed his lack of success on how great he was instead of realizing how terrible he was, and then with further rejection just grew to develop a hatred of all women instead a realization of his own flaws.

For the most part, Nice Guys are really just too wrapped up in their bitterness and entitlement to really think of women as people. They view dating as like a game, a game with which they think they can “win” but are being cheated by these “bitches” and “assholes”. They don’t factor in other people’s thoughts or feelings or motivations, or how they are perceived by others. Women just exist as sex prizes for making the right moves, and if it doesn’t work for you its because “girls like assholes and bad boys and I’m too nice and they’re all bitches and sluts who don’t realize I’m great.”

But that’s not how it works at all, and is an incredibly fucked way of looking at things. You aren’t owed anything for being nice, everyone should be nice. To every person you meet. All the time. Not just because you want to have sex with them. That’s not nice. Dating isn’t some game its making an emotional connection and a one-sided attraction isn’t a connection its an obsession and creepy and you can’t make an actual emotional bond with a woman if you view women as pieces of meat to be won over or deceived into being with you instead of equal HUMAN BEINGS with emotions and needs that have to be met for her to even be interested I mean really what the fuck is wrong with you. Ugh.

“Nice Guys” always finish last

If you are a Nice Guy its not too late, and hopefully you can become a functioning member of society capable of entering into a healthy relationship with a person you actually care about who cares about you. But you won’t get anywhere unless you realize your flaws, how your way of thinking is harmful, how to treat women as actual human beings, and work to be a better person. Remember, being an actually nice person (say it all sweet in your head like with flowers and stuff <3) is great!, and everyone will like you. Being too nice so you get taken advantage of is stupid. And being a Nice Guy is super shitty. Don’t be that. That’s the worst you can be.

You can do it, and we are here for support <3

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Peep the new ABANDONED BY BEARS video

Speaking of #EZCRAB, our boys in ABANDONED BY BEARS dropped a new single/video and that shit is FIRE son! I definitely consider these guys neck-in-neck with CHUNK NO CAPTAIN CHUNK in the battle for the #ezcrab throne, and if there is any fucking justice in this cruel, heartless world ABANDONED BY BEARS will blow the fuck up asap. Srs one of the best new bands I’ve heard in a couple years and solid dudes– back tard!

Holler at them on Facebook and tell them SYWH sent you!!

i love itt

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The new FALLING IN REVERSE video makes me confuse

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Say what you want about Ronnie Radke (he is a convicted killer and woman beater so imma say he’s probably not the world’s best human being) but he is on some next level shit. This new ESCAPE THE FATE video is either an incredibly advanced piece of performance art or super lulzy narcissistic douchelordery– I’m really not sure which, but does it really even matter??

They went full CRAZYTOWN!! My notes:

  • Dat Skrillex hair
  • Song p much sounds like a little bit more wigged-out version of the ATTACK ATTACK album
  • Ronnie’s looking a little swole, guess he hit the weight pile while he was in the joint. Possibly the only scene frontman where DYEL jokes don’t work? :(
  • :50- “All I do is win.” I guess except for that one time you got convicted of a felony and had to go to prison for a year. And the other time you got busted for hitting your girlfriend. So other than that, yeah.
  • 2:21 where he makes the “L” for “Loser” thing on his forehead. Backwards.
  • 3:15 WEEZYCORE
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