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Monday, March 8, 2010

Scene Kids worth blogging about (Animal Cruelty Edition):Wolfie

Look at this fucking dog murderer!



The whole emo/scene crowd has thus far evaded any kind of mega tragedy beyond the odd dead brit tween, untill now! Finally we have some kind of fucked up happening to make the world fear and respect us, like Burzum did for black metal!

This is kind of old news I guess in internet time (as in it occured last month), but most of you oldz will no doubt have let it pass you by.

The lowdown is this; Picture of decapitated dog's head surfaces on the internets, on the 4chan animal board of all places, thus spuring a huge fucking detective game to track down those responsible. Within only a few days, and an impressive effort on 4chan's behalf, involving phone calls to suspects, myspace stalking, and even one dude (under the pseudonym "Niggertroll") traveling to all the suspects houses to personally question them and report back, a fucked up circle of emo (scene 1.0) kids with a twighlight obsession was uncovered, and this "Wolfie" chick deduced to be the one who actually killed the dog, with everyone else in the circle eventually blaming her.

Whether or not she actually killed the dog or not is still under debate. The dog turned out to be an ex stray called Rigsby that was adopted by some family, before going missing, next to be seen on the internet, sans body. Wolfie claimed the dog was roadkill she decapitated as part of her taxidermy interest.

Erm...not sure if want

Anyways, the ED article has pretty much everything that ever happened involving the messy event, including complete dox on all involved (as well as a frankly disturbing pic of Wolfie giving some dude head). It essentially involves a circle of emo tweens, some kind of Dawson's Creek esque relationship drama, and some aleged animal cruelty to top it off. It pretty much reads like an episode of CSI. Whevs.

If you dont have the time, peep this much more consise news article here.

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What do you think? Is animal cruelty scene? or more of an emo thing? Will patron saint of PETA Oli Sykes be getting involved?

P.S If you want cheering up after that downer, click here.

Saturday, January 2, 2010

SYWH endorses PERFECT BROWNIE


Happy new year! As part of our efforts to defray the substantial costs of maintaining Stuff You Will Hate (in terms of both web hosting and VERY generous salaries for new contributors ShawnYouWillHate and YeahYouKnowIt), we are now accepting paid endorsements/product placements. Our first is an amazing new baking enhancement device, PERFECT BROWNIE!

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If you are like me, you have been frustrated for years with complicated, hard-to-understand cutting solutions like knives. You would love to make some hot, delicious brownies for your friends and/or family, but with no way of cutting the brownies apart-- CHECKMATE!

With that said, we think u will be as excited about this new post-knife solution for brownie preparation as we are! Please purchase one at your earliest convenience!