Showing newest posts with label lolfactory. Show older posts
Showing newest posts with label lolfactory. Show older posts

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Godmoney = 90s hxc lolfactory (ft Strife and Christian Bale)

Have you ever wondered what would happen if Mr. Clean fronted a Judge cover band? By now any oldz reading this already know that I'm talking about Southern California's kings of generic hardcore, STRIFE. To be fair, they started in 1990, which is perhaps the single worst year in the history of hardcore-- when your peers are Billingsgate, Mean Season, and post-Soulforce Revolution 7 Seconds, it's understandable for you to do some questionable things. In the case of Strife, not only did they put out some incredibly dull records, but singer Rick Rodney also appeared in a dreadful movie entitled GODMONEY.

But first, a bit about Strife...

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Rick Rodney today: MY GOD THIS ORANGE MUSTACHE


In addition to having what might be the very most generic name ever, Strife basically sounded like an even-less-interesting version of the Judge LP, with almost all of the songs featuring exceedingly drawn-out, melodramatic intros with Rick Rodney screaming about some unidentified, "deep" topic. Imagine a band who created several albums of "The Storm." Early 90s hardcore bands liked to do this kind of thing a lot: bad Metallica copy riffs with the singer talking about how their soul was on fire or something. Quick, fetch the soulfire extinguisher! [Credit to Andy Goat for that joke]

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A "good" Strife song


Anyhow, Strife were very popular back in the day, up there with Earth Crisis, Snapcase, and Integrity, although as far as I can tell they're mostly forgotten these days. It's probably just as well, as you can tell from the song above, but they do have a certain special place in my heart as perhaps the since least interesting band in hardcore (the aforementioned Mean Season are in the running too).


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This later Strife video combines a variety of tired, overused imagery so clumsily that it gives Jake Bannon a run for his money in the hack dept

Southern California was also home to Darren Doane, an up-and-coming music video director who you might know from his work with Christian ska legends Supertones, Christian pop punk legends MXPX and Christian metalcore legends As I Lay Dying. Unwilling to rest on his laurels as the king of videos moderately popular Christian rock bands, he teamed up with the singer of Strife to produce GODMONEY, an independent film about the dangers of drug use.

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Christian ska: Exhibit A in the trial against the white race


From the back of the box:
"Godmoney" is a story of urban survival and set in the suburbs of Los Angeles. Nathan leaves New York and tries to leave his past of crime, drug addiction and life on the streets behind. Once in California he tries to put his life together, but is befriended by Matthew, a small time dealer who recruits Nathan to work for him. Nathan's life is turned upside down when Matthew offers him twenty thousand dollars to kill a rival dealer. Nathan must decide if everyone, including himself, has a price.
One interesting twist is that Christian Bale was originally cast as the lead, but Doane ran out of money and swapped him out for Rick Rodney. That must have hurt, kind of like trading in your M5 for a Ford Fiesta. Bale's part is still in the film, but it's only the first 5 minutes or so.

Here's a few parts of the movie:

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Part 1


I wish Rick would have sported this look in Godmoney


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Part 2


Being a young mosher, I was super stoked for this film as soon as I heard that Rick Rodney was in it. I saw it in theater and thought it was fucking awesome-- so EDGY and POWERFUL! That feeling stayed with me until I bought it for $1 the other day at Walmart. While I loved the film when I was 17, suffice to say that Father Time has not been kind to Godmoney. Not even a little bit. This movie is positively wretched, as you already know if you watched more than 4 seconds of the clips above.

Groups of ppl you would like to spray with AIDS: XDoaneX kicking it with the singer of Buck Cherry.

To be clear, I'm not trying to hate on Rick Rodney. He was real nice the few times I ran into him, and you can't fault him for playing the role he was asked to. When it comes to Strife, I kid because I love. I place the blame for this turd on Darren Doane. What else would you expect from the guy who has made videos for the likes of Underoath, Nile, Norma Jean, and Uncle Kracker? The guy sounds like the punchline for a joke I would have made while waiting to see Unashamed.

Some user reviews [via IMDB]:
The only thing interesting about this movie was the Jane's Addiction poster in the main character's bedroom.

I had a hard time sitting through the whole movie. I expected a lot and got zip. Any other movie in this genre would likely be better.

I usually can think of something good to say about a film, but I am at a loss for this one. What is even more disturbing is the director actually believes his actors were great in the film.

Darren Doane is the best is movie and music videos.
I agree with all of these, especially the last one. And remember, THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUTH!


What do u think of Godmoney? Which is a bigger lolfactory, Rick Rodney's acting or his mustache?? What would this movie have been like with Karl Beuchner or Justin Pearson in the lead role?

Thursday, December 17, 2009

JUDGE responds to Scene Girl Reviews


You can imagine how stoked I was to see an email in my inbox titled "I was in Judge." I was even more stoked once I actually read it and saw that it was from Judge guitarist Lars Weiss and that he enjoyed YeahYouKnowIt's review of the Judge 7" the other day. Oh, and that he doesn't hate crunkcore.

If you are old, you understand that Lars is a hardcore vet who has done time in legendary bands like Side By Side, Alone In A Crowd, Uppercut and of course Judge. If you're one of the younger kids who reads this site and don't understand exactly how well-respected and awesome these bands are, read this interview with Lars from Double Crossed and learn. Let me be perfectly clear: I make a lot of jokes, but I fucking love hardcore and I always will. Lars seems to be on the same page, and I am definitely stoked to hear from someone who was in some bands that mean a lot to me. Thanks bro, if you're ever in town hit me up and we will get fucking crunk!

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Lars is the guitarist with Tony Hawk hair in this video for Judge's "Where It Went." If you don't think this is a lolfactory, you are in the No Fun Club.

Here is his email:

Hey,

I was in Judge for minute (I played guitar on the summer 1990 tour & "The Storm" ep) and I just had to let you know that Scene Girl's review had me dying. So funny on many, many different levels, most of which have been touched upon in the comments on your blog and the livewire records board. Totally surreal reading an extra-long text message making fun of Mike for wearing raver pants. I really want to see what she thinks of "Screaming for Change"....

Anyway, I still see Sammy on the regular. Can't wait to tell him about the post.

Btw, I've checked out the blog before and I dig it. I too am an old dude who keeps up with new stuff. For awhile, my taste leaned towards (for lack of a better term) "hipster rap" -- Fools Gold/ Mad Decent, etc., but now I feel that shit is kinda weak. I still keep up with dancehall and beardo house stuff like Rub'n'Tug, Map of Africa, DJ Harvey but those dudes are older than me! Always looking for something new to get excited about. I have to say I found out about crunkcore from StuffYouWillHate and while I don't exactly "like" it, it does fascinate me.

Anyway, keep up the good work...

Lars

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One of the funniest hardcore songs of all time, "When Tigers Fight" by the highly underrated and highly fucking awesome Alone In A Crowd

I hope Sammy is also stoked. I am a big fan of his work, especially the bowling shirts he rocked in the layout for the CIV record! Lars continues in a second email in which we discussed the finer points of hardcore lolfactories and crunkcore:
You're right about "When Tigers Fight" [being a lolfactory]-- Drago, Carl (Killing Time dudes) and I were dying in the studio when we recorded it! Drago even came up with the idea and overdubbed the little "ding" that you hear when Jules says "There ain't gonna be no bell...".

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As far as Crunkcore, I mean how can you not be interested in anything (Lil Wayne included) that involves a lot of tattoos and autotune.. Plus, I'm for ever searching for great Rap/ Rock hybrids (I've always though Leeway should have been huge & Fred Durst should still be tatooing in FL somewhere) and maybe one of those kids could do it. I mean some white kid's gonna have much more of a feel for hip hop than Pharrell (or Lil' Wayne)does for punk rock...

Thanks Lars, I'm glad to hear that you and I both know how to have fun despite being fossils! Oh, and a giant high five for coining the phrase BEARDO HOUSE. A++++