Tween Scene chicks heart "Teaser" by T Mills

Much in the same way that shirtless tweens like to do Screamo covers of "The Biebz", I have recently discovered another trend amoung bored middle class white kids. As we all know from the seemingly endless stream of Mills related content recently, nothing soaks underage scene panties like that dude, and now we have another disturbing manifestation of this.

For some unfathamable reason, there is a whole host of videos of girls who have filmed themselfs awkwardly singing along to the song "Teaser". When I first discoved two girls torturing a cat via this method in a Hyperviolence post I thought it was just a one off, but as you can see, the problem has spread much, much further afoot.

The "Patient Zero", of awkward T Mills covers. Note how the cat really wishes he wasn't there.


heart the annoying chick in the Whitechapel tee

"At the ennnnnd, I say he gives my vagina an erection and
if I had a penis, he'd give it one to :)" - Wut?!?!?

Obviously a big thing with the OTWs

The last one is the most worrying to me, as they appear to be in some kind of shop/gallery/public space. Who knows quite what overtook them here, that they absolutely had to whip out their Macbook and do it right there, instead of in the safety of their own homes, free from the confused creepy azn guy behind them. Love how whenever the lyrics get particularly raunchy they hastily glance over their shoulder, presumably in case their parents (who probably own said macbook) hear them, although they definately dont seem to give a shit about azn dude.

Creepy/Dissapointed/Shocked/Disgusted/Confused/Aroused/Spectral/Azn bro?

One last thing, before I go, In addition to Monday's post, I would also like to add that animal cruelty is neither cool nor scene, and that you take a moment to remember John.......

WIGGED & CONFUSED: TKO, suburban Toronto chapter

There are few things funnier than wiggers: Kid Rock, Fred Durst, Eminem and Waking the Cadaver, to name just a few. We are proud to present the first installment of a new feature on SYWH: WIGGED & CONFUSED (credit to ShawnYouWillHate for the name). In this feature we will share our favorite wiggers on the internets-- and the first one is a doozy!

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Los Angeles TV news segment on TKO, featuring Toomer and some pretty tight Colt45 footage

In case you are not familiar with them, the TKO is a graffiti crew from Los Angeles (although they are now national/international). They have put down a lot more people in the past few years, but I am pretty sure they are still not letting 14 year-old wiggers from the outskirts of Toronto rep True Kings Only. But maybe I am wrong, because this little Canadian has a Youtube video in which he and a cop go door-to-door looking for a legal wall where he can do his "TORONTO TKO" piece (via 12 oz Prophet).

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Note the bogus COLT45 tags on the wall they find lol

Clearly this confused little boy has a problem. Our suggestion? Give Snoop Dogg's wigger removal service a call:

RIP Doggy Fizzle Televizzle

More at LOLWigger.com
SYWH interviews with SEEDER of BTM/3A and EZEC of DMS

My Last.fm: I like music for teenagers who shop at Zumiez

I always tell ppl that I am a 20 year-old girl. At first they think that I'm joking, but after they get to know they realize that I am definitely not kidding. My drink of choice is cheap vodka and Gatorade, I go to the mall several times and week, and I really love the music I write about on this site. I thought I would share some of the highlights of my Last.fm to prove it and/or give you a chance to laugh at me for having the musical tastes of a high school sophomore.



My charts: A lolfactory of ridic combinations
Since I listen to a lot of different stuff you will hate, my charts have a lot of unlikely combinations of artists. Here are some of my favorites:

I mostly listened to regretcore and Warped Tour-style neon pop this fall, with a smattering of Sumeriancore/deathcore.

This selection includes some wigger slam, 90s pop punk, once-popular electro artist Uffie, and Shoji Meguro, composer of the music in the PS2 game Persona 3.

I would like to think that all three of these artists would be enraged about being next to each other, each for their own reasons.

I wish this was the lineup of the next Bamboozle

My musical compatibility: Your little sister and me = BFFs 2K10
I started going to hardcore shows in 1989, my entire life revolved around hardcore in 1999, and I def moshed my balls off to Terror, New Found Glory, Four Year Strong and Hatebreed in 2009. That's 20+ years of hardcore, so it's kind of weird and surprising that the ppl who share my musical tastes the most weren't even born when I started going to shows. For example:

This bro clearly likes to mosh, we are bros!!

I think this 14 year old is the most compatible Last.fm user I have ever encountered, seriously!

I am convinced that I should be a 16 year-old Danish teen

FTSK + ADTR + BC13 + NFG = WIN

Selected comments: U all h8 me
Just like this site, most of the comments on my Last.fm are some variation on "u sukk/ur a fggt/i h8 u." That's cool, as long as I am getting attention I don't care whether it is positive or negative! For whatever reason, everything I do is a lightning rod for hatred, so it is what it is. Here are a few of my favorites:

Guilty as charged! PS plz follow this bro on Twitter, he is in Black Army Jacket so he is "famous to old bros who still love b-level power violence."

I don't know what "wigger slam torpedos" are, but I am down to share them with this dude

He likes my hilarious??

No U like gay shit you fggt! PS fuck *U*

Who are you most compatible with?? Do you have any funny combos in yr Last.fm charts? Do u like music for teens who shop at the mall? Which do u think is better, Pac Sun or Zumiez???

Be my friend on Last.fm!

EASYCORE FLAVOR OF THE WEEK: TAKE NOTICE

Let's start this week off on a posi-note with Take Notice, who are five bros from Detroit who I just found out about.
They are easy-core not unlike Weekend FM, I Call Fives, or With the Punches, who are all bands worthy of a listen. The drums on their ep "The Get Go" are really punchy and the songs are mass catchy. I highly suggest you check them out. If you are an old and don't know the previous bands I mentioned, they listed Lifetime as an influence. These guys also get props for being so posi while simultaneously living in a hell-hole like Detroit.

Their obligatory pop-punk clowning around video can be viewed below:



Let me know if you like Take Notice, and new band suggestions in general, or if you'd rather see Sarge making fun of scene kids here. That won't hurt my feelings.

High school newspaper calls FTSK's EP "forever the sickest album"

As I have mentioned before, Forever The Sickest Kids are my favorite band, and I love their new EP "Friday." But since I am old and out of touch, I thought maybe I was the only one. Therefore, I was very happy to see the following high school newspaper review validate not only my musical opinions, but my existence as a human being.

ShawnYouWillHate thinks that "She Likes," FTSK's first single off the EP, sounds like Third Eye Blind. I agree, and I love this song.

Via Absolute Punk poster Kid B (bold parts made me lol the hardest):

Forever The Sickest Kids release forever the sickest album

Taking aspects from various genres, “The Weekend,” the sophomore album from Forever the Sickest Kids (FTSK) is leaving listeners speechless with ground breaking innovation and superb production and lyricism.

FTSK’s first record, “Underdog Alma Mater” set high standards, reaching number 45 on the Billboard Top 200. To avoid dropping tracks and to shorten the wait for new music, FTSK released a three-part album.

Veteran Matt Squire produced the album. Other than the over-produced “Hawkbot,” the production on this album is top-notch with clean vocals, perfect equalization and unique sounding instrumental tones.

This is no surprise, taking a glance at Squire’s resume he has also worked with prominent artists including All Time Low, 3OH!3, Boys Like Girls, A Rocket To The Moon and Saosin.

Most of the tracks on the album follow similar themes of coping with their rise to fame and partying, while the others embody different relationship situations including common problems and disasters that are relatable to listeners.
The album is versatile, encompassing many genres including pop/punk, progressive rock, alternative and power pop.

The first single from the album, “She Likes (Bittersweet Love),” sounds similar to music from their previous album, while still featuring original aspects. With acoustic guitar backing, drum fills and vocals from all three of the band’s singers, “She Likes” proves to surpass standard punk/pop expectations of fans. The song also features catchy riffs and driving keys that are not common in modern music.

The only downside to the album is the song “Hawkbot,” which features hip-hop artist Chaey Hawk. The band’s futile attempt at writing a rap falls way short of expectations set by previous hip-hop inspired release “Jumping Out The Window.”

This song is also overly produced with too many effects including voice changes with autotune, electronic drumbeats and over-the-top techno reaching the point that it feels unnatural.

With the exception of “Hawkbot,” FTSK’s new album lives up to their previous release. The album is building greater anticipation for the next two parts of this release.

My favorite parts is the phrase "writing a rap" lol.

Full AP thread here

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Bonus content: Acoustic version of "She Likes," sponsored by Taco Bell. Make a run for the border!

Crabcore fatty sells his axe on eBay

If u like bargains you should thank SYWH reader Lear for the following tip. Thanks bro!!

I heard about your blog a few months ago from a friend of mine who is also about 30 and still hasn't given up on hardcore. I'm from the Detroit area and got into hardcore in the mid 90s so you know what to expect. I was in a few bands but whatever. I digress. I was browsing Ebay for used Les Paul Customs today and stumbled upon a gem.

Some asshole is selling his LPC and has about 6 photos of the guitar, then as an added bonus, posted two more pics of his sure-to-be-shit band. Check out the attached photo of him rocking out bare footed in the grass (probably of his own back yard) while their crab-core fatty singer assumes the position in his trademark basketball shorts.

I immediately thought of your blog and sent this email on the spot. I don't know if it's necessarily blog worthy, but it sure as fuck is funny and I know you will appreciate it.

U can join the bidding war for this axe on eBay here. In case eBay is blocked at your job/u work in a conservative office environment, here are the pics (my comments are below in italic).

When he was taking this picture, his mom was screaming at him from the other room, "If you get anything on my new couch, you're cruising for a bruising, mister!!"

After their successful debut show in the backyard, they got a headlining show in the rumpus room. Note the mosh platforms.

This pic brings back unpleasant memories of when his parents made him take piano lessons in 4th grade. Thankfully they only lasted 3 weeks because he had a huge tantrum and the teacher walked out.

How much would u pay for this shred machine? Why is he selling it? What kind of axe will he replace it with?? Do u think his band moshes 4 christ??