Scene Kids worth blogging about (Animal Cruelty Edition):Wolfie

Look at this fucking dog murderer!



The whole emo/scene crowd has thus far evaded any kind of mega tragedy beyond the odd dead brit tween, untill now! Finally we have some kind of fucked up happening to make the world fear and respect us, like Burzum did for black metal!

This is kind of old news I guess in internet time (as in it occured last month), but most of you oldz will no doubt have let it pass you by.

The lowdown is this; Picture of decapitated dog's head surfaces on the internets, on the 4chan animal board of all places, thus spuring a huge fucking detective game to track down those responsible. Within only a few days, and an impressive effort on 4chan's behalf, involving phone calls to suspects, myspace stalking, and even one dude (under the pseudonym "Niggertroll") traveling to all the suspects houses to personally question them and report back, a fucked up circle of emo (scene 1.0) kids with a twighlight obsession was uncovered, and this "Wolfie" chick deduced to be the one who actually killed the dog, with everyone else in the circle eventually blaming her.

Whether or not she actually killed the dog or not is still under debate. The dog turned out to be an ex stray called Rigsby that was adopted by some family, before going missing, next to be seen on the internet, sans body. Wolfie claimed the dog was roadkill she decapitated as part of her taxidermy interest.

Erm...not sure if want

Anyways, the ED article has pretty much everything that ever happened involving the messy event, including complete dox on all involved (as well as a frankly disturbing pic of Wolfie giving some dude head). It essentially involves a circle of emo tweens, some kind of Dawson's Creek esque relationship drama, and some aleged animal cruelty to top it off. It pretty much reads like an episode of CSI. Whevs.

If you dont have the time, peep this much more consise news article here.

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What do you think? Is animal cruelty scene? or more of an emo thing? Will patron saint of PETA Oli Sykes be getting involved?

P.S If you want cheering up after that downer, click here.

Starve yourself to death the SCENE way

If there is anything the world needs, it's new ways for us to feel insecure about ourselves- especially innovative ways to make young girls feel fat. OK, so maybe not. I guess that's actually the last thing the world needs, which is why I was quite dismayed to find these "scene thinspiration" videos on YouTube. If you're not familiar with thinspiration, here's how Urban Dictionary defines it:

An anorexic's version of 'inspiration'. They gain inspiration to be as thin as certain celebrities by looking at their pictures and videos. Some make slideshow videos of thin girls such as Nicole Richie, Nicky Grahame, Lexi Lush, Victoria Beckham, Keira Knightley etc..and put the videos on YouTube. Some make 'thinspiration walls' which are noticeboards with photos of thin girls pinned up.

You can find some examples at Prettythin.com (it's pretty gross, though, so I don't advise looking at it), or in the videos below that combine pictures of really thin girls with the music of widely-hated bands like BrokeNCYDE, Millionaires, and Attack Attack. I really can't think of a better example of Stuff You Will Hate than this, since it even grosses me out!

BrokeNCYDE version
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This is a very unfortunate application of the line "Oh my god this bitch is fat, she'll totally squash my skinny ass!"

I honestly don't know what to say about this because it's soooooo fucked up. I'm sure none of these bands would be stoked on having their music used like this, especially not Owl City or Four Year Strong, but they'll be associated with it anyway.

How is there this much space between her thighs?! It's the width of her entire head! Does she have hip dysplasia??

And I'm not sure if the person who made a Millionaires thinspiration video has seen a picture of them, but they're not exactly the skinniest girls out there (to be clear, I think they are lovely and adorable as I wrote about when I called Melissa the world's first scene balloon).

Attack Attack version
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Attack Attack's old singer looks like a butch lesbian, but they also wear size 26 girl jeans so I guess I can see how they would be appropriate for a video like this

Well there you have it. If this doesn't make you mad, I have nothing left for you. You can also waste away to the sweet sounds of other scene faves (please consider how dismayed Four Year Strong in particular would be about being included in one of these videos):
Owl City
Four Year Strong