Tag Archives: austin carlile

Who are the kings of OLD SCHOOL TUMBLRCORE???

Posted on March 4, 2013 by Sergeant D

One question keeps echoing through the halls of scholarly institutions across the world: what exactly IS tumblrcore? These days it’s probably best defined as the likes of LA DISPUTE and TOUCHE AMORE: sincere, dedicated artists whose music really means something. … Continue reading →

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ATTACK ATTACK: most innovative band of the decade??

Posted on January 9, 2013 by Sergeant D

I am a modernist and a futurist. I appreciate art that makes a break from the past, like the work of painters such as Miró, Duchamp and Braque who were all “we seriasly like do not care about the rules … Continue reading →

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THE FANGIRLING EPIDEMIC – CAUSES & EFFECTS, PSYCHOLOGICAL ANALYSIS, RECENT DEVELOPMENTS

Posted on August 6, 2012 by uppercut613

due 2 recent studies, statistics have shown that fangirling is at an all time high. to quote Chef (RIP) from south park: “It’s the law of physics that states that if one girl screams for something, it will make other girls … Continue reading →

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OF MICE & MEN are SOULFLYCORE now :(

Posted on June 21, 2012 by Sergeant D

Austin’s neck is so long and wide, and his head is so tiny, like a weird giraffe :( And when did Kirk Hammett join OM&M?? I’ll just come out and say it: it causes me relatively severe buttpain that all … Continue reading →

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Who is in the SCENE BAND HALL OF FAME??

Posted on April 13, 2012 by Sergeant D

It’s sad that scene is dead, but the truth is that I couldn’t do this post while it was alive, like how you can’t really induct an athlete into the Hall Of Fame until they retire. It’s liek we can’t … Continue reading →

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That male Austin Carlile groupie is mad and its really funny

Posted on November 14, 2011 by Sergeant D

In every circle of friends, there’s always that one kid with a thin skin who just can’t take a joke. You love him, but it’s so fucking funny to watch him lose his temper and throw a tantrum that you … Continue reading →

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That awkward moment when you are a male Austin Carlile groupie

Posted on November 10, 2011 by Sergeant D

Making fun of stupid teenage girls who sweat lame dudes in generic metalcore bands = never not funny, right?? But what about when you run into their male counterparts? Not sure if funny, depressing, enraging or all of the above. … Continue reading →

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WOULD U HIT IT: Screamo Heartthrob Cougar Edition!

Posted on March 16, 2011 by JLD

I’m told that I need to introduce myself, so hi. I guess what you really need to know is that I’m young enough to not have significant wrinkleage, but old enough that any minute guys under 30 are going to stop giving me the … Continue reading →

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