Tag Archives: crabcore

The new LAKEVIEW single is the template for easycore 2.0: EZCRAB

For as much crying handwringing as I’ve done lately about easycore being on its deathbed and the rise of antiquelampcore and 50s dad haircuts and blah blah blah, I kind of lost sight of the fact that some of the … Continue reading

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A DAY TO REMEMBER has a new single; returns to their scene roots #fuckyes

I was definitely expecting them to go full on #hard-rock or djent or something else gay and boring, but I am happy to say I was wrong. This song could definitely be on “Homesick” (by far my favorite ADTR album), … Continue reading

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Was CONFIDE ‘Such Great Heights’ the best metalcore cover song?

As sad as I am about the demise of scene, I can admit that the end of that era does have a silver lining. Specifically, now that we have a little bit of distance and perspective we can talk about … Continue reading

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LAKEVIEW = EASYCRABCORE aka fucking awesome

Those of us who miss The Neon Years have had a rough 6-12 months, with the one crabcore/Risecore band after the next turning into SLIPKNOTCORE or ‘hard rock,’ but there is at least one band who has another vision for … Continue reading

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ITT: Old grindcore musician discovers trend 3 years after it peaks

  I’m not sure what my favorite part of this is. I can’t decide if it’s funnier that he’s just now discovering crabcore, or that he spelled it “crab core metal core”. Does he refer to his band as a … Continue reading

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chango studios-core

if u are a regular reader @ stuffyouwillhate, u might remember a while back there was a joey sturgis apreesh post  calling him one of the “sickest producers of all time”. while i dont disagree with this statement, i think ppl … Continue reading

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capture the crown are an asking alexandria rip-off band but theyr p. good

i was never dat into asking alexandria, i mean, they’ve got some ok songs (hey there mr. brooks goes p. hard) but for the past few years, they seem to have been one of the leading bands for tumblr-sluts to … Continue reading

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Who are the new KINGS OF CRABCORE??

ATTACK ATTACK!, the former kings of crabbing the core, have gone to a much more we-are-srs-djent mixed with radio rock chorusy route, as evident by their new ‘politically charged’ music video. They love their country so much, they’re trying to … Continue reading

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When Your Local Band Has a “World Premiere” for Their Music Video [Via Mexicans Who Think They Are Danny Worsnop]

Not satisfied with just one dreadful music video, Mexican trancecore heroes See My Fatal Trace are back with a brand new jam. Alternating between breakdowns and hilariously underwritten dance build-ups, there is no shortage of sections for the band to … Continue reading

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MERCH TABLE: Attack Attack gives zero fucks

Big ups to ATTACK ATTACK for shutting up haters with their CRAB FUCKING CORE shirt (see also their COLUMBUS CRABCORE shirt), but let’s be honest: you can’t win em all. Case in point, this confused, directionless shirt that’s a case … Continue reading

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