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SHIV THE IMPALER’S Top 10 BDC JAMZ of 2012

Posted on December 8, 2012 by Shiv The Impaler

  ALRIGHT SO I’ve already made some year end lists and even been on a few, but for this one I want to go over my favorite standalone jams of the year, because a lot of these were the standout tracks … Continue reading →

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Rare photo of a scenebro pupating

Posted on November 14, 2012 by Sergeant D

This photo, recovered from the remains of an unidentified anthropologist’s field outpost, captures a young scenebro in the middle of the breathtaking transformation they undergo during their mid to late teenage years. As you can see he is molting, his … Continue reading →

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Bros discuss EMMURE lyrics on YouTube; Escalates quickly

Posted on July 20, 2012 by Maverick

Usually, I approach literary criticism majors with a mix of pity and disdain: pity, because unlike me, they won’t get a cushy software engineering job right out of college where they get to listen to deathcore on Spotify all day … Continue reading →

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SWEEPING IS FOR JANITORS

Posted on March 25, 2012 by Sergeant D

Nicholas Captain Marvelous Calhoun ‘rly gets what this status update is all about’ (thanks to whoever made the FB page I stole this from)

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EMMURE has a song about MEGAMAN

Posted on March 9, 2012 by Sergeant D

The latest single from EMMURE is entitled “Protoman,” named after a long-running character in the Megaman series. I know he has his fans, but it’s kind of a weird choice IMO… I feel like they should have either taken the … Continue reading →

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ATTN THANOS REIGNZ: Please make an EMMURE package deal with these

Posted on February 16, 2012 by Sergeant D

Any girl who wears these = Would beer bong a pint of Vincent Bennet’s ball sweat just to watch her suck Thanos’ dick/10 Credit to SYWH forum poster Truffles for the shooping!

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EMMURE make leggings now; are officially the best band of all time

Posted on February 15, 2012 by Sergeant D

  Many people think I’m joking when I talk about how much I love EMMURE. I have no idea why they would think I’m being sarcastic about liking a retarded, wiggerish moshcore band with songs about sucking dick and Transformers. … Continue reading →

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Should EMMURE be a CUCKOLDCORE band???

Posted on February 10, 2012 by Sergeant D

If you’ve been around the scene for a while, you’ve seen how there are bands who get pretty big, but struggle to break through to the next level. It’s hard to see them toil away year after year, watching their … Continue reading →

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A new EMMURE music video appears!

Posted on February 4, 2012 by Sergeant D

From the Victory press release: Emmure have released a new live performance music video for the track “Drug Dealer Friend.”  The group will support the recently announced album, Slave To The Game (out 4/10), with a full North American tour … Continue reading →

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Joey Sturgis Apreesh

Posted on January 8, 2012 by Honestabebread

Get the fuck in here! Joey Sturgis is one of the sickest producers of all time. I used to be a detractor and rip on him for using POD Farm/triggers/vocal editing, but then I started learning to produce via Ultimate … Continue reading →

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