Tag Archives: myspace nostalgia

I wish this easycore video was a TV movie

Posted on May 9, 2012 by Save Parker

Music videos are really short if you think about it. Less than five minutes is not a lot of time if you want to get a good plot in, which is why most music videos do not have a plot … Continue reading →

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Do u remember THE SECRET HANDSHAKE??

Posted on April 18, 2012 by Sergeant D

One of the most interesting aspects of The Neon Years was all those weird scene-famous bands like PLAYRADIOPLAY, THE SCENE AESTHETIC, and REDISCOVER that had a zillion Myspace friends, 25 million song plays, but couldn’t sell out of 250 cap … Continue reading →

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If you wish FOREVER THE SICKEST KIDS had siqq breakdowns, you’ll love DECEIVED IN NUMBERS!

Posted on April 16, 2012 by Sergeant D

Dat Crate combo amp. Dat ESP with reverse headstock. Dat BOSS pedal… mirin! Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, step into the one and only, world-famous SCENE MACHINE, a mysterious and powerful device only discussed behind closed doors in a … Continue reading →

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Even THE MAINE are srs now :(

Posted on January 28, 2012 by Sergeant D

Dat GLAMOUR KILLS gear! As you may know from watching old people talk about it on VH1 Classic, 1992 was one of the most embarrassing, cringeworthy eras in music. The worst part was watching all the hair metal bands and … Continue reading →

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Nobody told these Australian girls that MySpace died

Posted on December 12, 2011 by Sergeant D

I have to hand it to BLOOD ON THE DANCE FLOOR: they were one of the few bands of their kind to remain somewhat relevant after MySpace met its demise in The Sidekick War of 2009. Still, their efforts were … Continue reading →

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Do you remember SAOSIN??

Posted on August 15, 2011 by Sergeant D

IMO the worst thing possible for a band is to be original. There’s nothing worse than being ahead of your time, because you do all the hard work of establishing something new and exciting, only to see other bands come … Continue reading →

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MELISSA MILLIONAIRE is skinny now. What u think??

Posted on August 9, 2011 by Sergeant D

It’s no secret that Melissa Millionaire is my D-level band crush, but I’m starting to wonder if her and I have grown apart. The adorable, pleasantly-plump little brat of 2007 is gone, replaced by a gaunt, coke-fueled girl who takes … Continue reading →

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Peep the new BLOOD ON THE DANCE FLOOR video [via sex in an RV]

Posted on June 12, 2011 by Sergeant D

It’s no secret that I miss the good old days of 2008, when it was all about MySpace, Kiki Kannibal and buying coontail extensions at Hot Topic. Cash Cash, J Bigga and Dot Dot Curve might be walking away from … Continue reading →

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The new CASH CASH album is really, really embarrassing

Posted on June 10, 2011 by Sergeant D

Back in 2008, Cash Cash were the kings of the Myspace electro scene. Nobody did the neon zebra stripe/skinny jeans/flatironed hair better than they did! They might be 5′ 3″ dudes from New Jersey, but they definitely seemed larger than … Continue reading →

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SCENE FAILS 4 [RIP Myspace/ RIP 2008 edition]

Posted on March 3, 2011 by Sergeant D

Scene might be dead, but not everybody got the memo– there are still kids failing hard at being scene. It feels a little weird to still be making fun of scene fails in 2011, but if nothing else it makes … Continue reading →

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