Tag Archives: Warped Tour

Scene Report: Your Drunk Black Uncle Goes To Warped Tour

Greetings once again, it’s your Angry Neighborhood Brotherman back from vacation with a hard hitting in depth look at the 2013 Vans Warped Tour. Be sure to click on each picture to see more crystal clear hijinks, and remember that … Continue reading

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Introducing the metalcore equivalent of Tr00 Pop Punk Girl

All the bands on this tour are gonna be taking a shower at your house We’ve all made Verb the Noun band name jokes before, so I’m glad this dude steps it up with something you don’t hear as often: … Continue reading

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ITT: Chubby mexibro can’t sell his band’s CD; cries about it in Warped Tour parking lot

If you’ve ever been to Warped Tour, you know that there’s basically a second tour of bands who follow Warped around and peddle their crappy merch in the parking lot. Running the gauntlet of bands who are so untalented that … Continue reading

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Are you going to Warped Tour?

 Well folks, Warped Tour is soon to be upon us once again. Lately, I’ve been wondering what my peeps here think of this year’s line-up. Personally, I only want to see the Acacia Strain and Winds of Plague. However … Continue reading

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Christwire writes unfunny satire post about Warped Tour, emo and black market drugs

Christwire is a fake Christian news site, more or less like a faux-fundamentalist version of The Onion. Generally speaking I don’t think it’s all that funny, mostly because the key to good parody is restraint. It should be at least … Continue reading

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TITLE FIGHT PULL AN UNDEROATH: GET LESS CATCHY ON LP WITH LABEL EXPECTATIONS

A few years ago I was looking through music blogs and came across the band Title Fight via Can You See The Sunset, which is a blog run by a dude who has a huge appreciate for the melodic emotional … Continue reading

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Can we PLEASE talk about Simple Plan?

Maybe I’m looking in all the wrong places, but I’m not seeing nearly enough hype for punkrawk+polo shirt bros Simple Plan being on this summer’s Warped Tour. Srsly, someone needs to burn me a copy of those shirts. I don’t … Continue reading

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